I think I just got the actual weirdest blog comment. Didn’t post it because of my “none of this cis bullshit in my comments” rule, but I wanted to share it. It just gives me that feeling where you want to grab people by the shoulder and go, “Look at this. What the fuck is this, man?”
So, look at this. What the fuck is this, man?
Trigger warning: cissexism, transphobia, homophobia.
I dont understand why its legal for people to cut off breats and penises and fool straight people into thinking they are something that they were not born to be and yet I can’t smoke a joint or put a seed in the ground that is completely natural. Decriminalize cannabis now or illegalize the demonic practice of self-mutilation and brain-washing. Its no coincidence these two ‘trans’ or should I say ‘gay’ people are the offspring of two Hollywood mind-control agents of the government. It is all about controlling the mass of people, and yes psychologically. What you Stephen and Chaz don’t understand is that you have been brainwashed to believe you are something you are not, taught to think it is ‘ok’, when it is against nature. Depopulation is the goal here folks, legalize gay-marriage keep the cannabis illegal? Sorry not on my watch.
From someone named darkbiker77.
Just, how are those two things connected at all?
One of the things becoming moderately well-known on the internet has given me is endless insight into how fucking weird people are. Not complaining–I love how fucking weird people are, although not when they leave me wildly transphobic blog comments.
The kind of fucking weirdness I love is the kind of fucking weirdness that means people find my blog through google by searching for things including “The Little Mermaid” and “queer dick.” Which they have.
ETA: Ahahaha, I’m sorry for the “and Mulan” that was originally on the tail end of this post. It’s a long story.
Super-Mattachine 
This guy gives pot smokers a bad name. 😉
Right? My thoughts exactly.
How can one even begin to have a rational dialogue with someone like this? Someone so committed to their fear of everything and everyone they don’t understand?
Reminds me of the new Rick Perry ad. Have you seen it? Ignorant and dangerous.
MIIIIIND CONTROLLL!!!! oooOOooOOooOOOOooOOooo
Sounds legit.
Too legit to quit?! Hey hey! *ahem* straightens tie, cough cough
“Decriminalize cannabis now or illegalize the demonic practice of self-mutilation and brain-washing.”
Sounds like an Occupy protest sign on acid.
I don’t think even on acid I’d say something like that.
Lol man, I can’t believe this person thinks it’s even an either-or deal!
i needed an afternoon laugh, thanks for that!
but seriously, what the!? i do not see the connections between the two. but hey, what do i know? i’m trans! 😉
Well, I…
Clearly, the…
The existence of trans* people inherently criminalises pot?
I…
I got nothin’.
Every morning I wake up and try to stigmatize weed as much as I can.
Why oh why (after reading your comment, immediately, in my head, sing, ” the moment I wake up, before I put on my makeup, I say a little prayer (for the mass idiots)
Even sadder is that someone who thinks along those lines is running for President of the United States. We’ve come a long way, but we have even longer to go.
People, as a whole are fucking idiots. Do not let this misspelled jackhole derail you and your awesomeness. You have taught me so much, and I kindsa loves ya! Oh and ive told everyone I know and love to read your knowledge because I know that when they do read your words, they will be better folk in the long run. Carry on, as you were.
Must reiterate how awesome awesomeness is!
I wish I could find humor in this, but I can’t. There are a lot of people who have similar beliefs, who fear what they don’t understand, who “demonize,” (thus dehumanize) trans people, making it acceptable (in their minds) to cause violence.
Remember those who have gone before, and stand tall.
Yeah we should definitely legalise weed cause there are clearly NO negative side effects AT ALL.
People shit me. Go live your own life & feck off outta mine dumb ass stoner! *deep breath*
Congratulations on having the integrity to live your truth in the face of such nastiness.
Love what you do,
Lush
Well, thanks for the love, Lush, but I have to say, I actually believe marijuana should be legalized. I see absolutely nothing wrong with its use.
Every time i read your posts i feel the urge to apologize for the rest of my fellow cisidiots. However this a**hole deserves a category of his own! I can’t imagine how the circuits in his adled brain connected such different topics– acid? schizo? all of the above??
I enjoy your posts & thank you for educating me on topics i never even considered–ive looked up alot of terms & other stuff. Everytime i read i feel my brain swelling with knowledge, so keep going & i hope that others will find your column & get educated!!!
Hollywood mind control agents of the government-what the fuck! This guy is clearly in need of a little loving by Cher!
You can pretend like he doesn’t have a point all you want but the only person you’re fooling is yourself.
There is a clear and well-documented relationship in all the scientific literature* which proves that people cutting off breats [sic] and penises and fooling straight people is causally related – – directly and proportionally – – to darkbiker77’s inability to smoke a joint, or put a seed in the ground that is completely natural.
*Still looking for actual sources to support this but I’m certain they exist…
If anything, I was unsuccessfully brainwashed to be my birth assigned gender. Then again, I have no Hollywood connection. Well, I did watch the “Transformers” movie, and my main motivation IS to fool straight people. Caught me. I’m not trying to live my life, just trying to trick him into thinking I was born with the proper bits, oh and take his weed away.
I do wonder what substances the author of this little diatribe uses when there’s no pot around. Glue, perhaps. Next time you hear from him, he will probably reveal to you that the world is run by reptiles who can assume human form. And you are one of them. Ah well, let him rant, if rant he must. Why not share some shots of your knitting efforts with us instead, Stephen. I’d love to see the scarf you made for your gran!
I’m pretty sure Ron Paul just left you a comment.